The fine folks over at Buzz Feed directed me to PhotoFace. There, you can upload a photo of yourself (or others) and turn it into a fucked up 3-D version. The eyes follow the arrow and you can totally change the expression from happy to sad to mad to surprised. The mad one looks the creepiest.
I wish I could send one to everybody!
Here's President Obama (one of the choices if you don't want to use your own photo)
If that's too creepy for you, here's the cutest thing on the internets that has made me happy today.