Unfortunately I missed the first half of the show - I was having dinner with my bestest best friend in the entire universe - but I was able to catch up on the last half right before the runway show and can I just say WTF BERT?
WHAT THE MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS IS THIS THING???

And Heidi, getting crazier by the episode, loved it. She
LOVED it.
BARF
Thankfully, there were other inspired outfits that walked down the runway...